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May"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag."
- Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via cexjay)(Source: her0inchic, via cexjay)
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Apr
Looked down and was like “Whaaaa? What is this Dinglehoppe on my plate? My hair isn’t that unruly is it?”
What you can’t see is the 남친’s plate, sans fork of course. Thanks ajumma for the unsought assistance. I’ll stick with the chopsticks.
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AprJust realized that I have nothing to contribute to the “my parents are freaking out over North Korea and want me to come home” conversation that’s happening amongst the other teachers. This means that either A: you don’t love me or B: you don’t love me.
Just in case you’re…
My mum and dad reared myself and my brother through The Troubles in Northern Ireland (including our post office being blown up and our neighbour’s car being petrol bombed twice, as well as everything else). So I have had two different reactions from my folks, neither of them the loving concern one might expect:
English Da: Look out for them Reds, darlin’! Haha! Your old Pa will get them if they send you home in bits anyway. LOL! Da xx
Irish Ma: Are Seoul people worried or they like us Nordies where nobody really cares?
NOTE: Must tell Dad that ‘LOL’ does not mean ‘lots of love’.
My mom also signs “LOL”as though it means “lots of love”. Sometimes parents are cute. Sometimes.
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Dec#realmature #thisisahashtagright? #canyouputspacesinahashtag?
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Nov
But What If Gangnam Style is Just Like Really a Giant Hurricane Rain Dance?
Hahahahaha
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SepMy new mantra:
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Aug
Lady Gaga covers Vogue’s September issue
photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott
Better than beautiful.
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Aug
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
Well I’m just going to sit here for the rest of the day and concoct a fantasy world of a cabin on a mountain with a hot man in a sweater and beard.
Carry on.
Am I a walking Canadian cliche if I do the same?
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